Whatever is this? stridulous? I’ll take it in my stride –
though I don’t yet understand it, and my ignorance, not hide –
I’ll look it up a little later, y’know, in the ancient scrolls
at google or wikipedia and well, you really never knows
cos it sounds a little stringy, I see spaghetti on a fork –
though there’s really no good reason and this is just my silly talk!
I could have used a peeler, but my dinner bell soon chimes
and my ready meal upon my plate yells please give up these rhymes!